kickette.com? it's a site I fancy

We sometimes forget that Fútbol players aren't just great athletes, they're also sex objects to be adored (i.e. shamelessly fantasized about in two's). For this reason alone we must thank the ever industrious team across the pond at Kickette.com, who work hard everyday bringing very important news on footballers and they're WAGs (wives and girlfriends, bitches, get a clue). And while it's no surprise that fútbol players love themselves some coke and hookers and/or random gold-digging socialite figures who can otherwise be confused as models or perfume spokespeople, it is always a surprise when David Beckham opens his fat trap and let's slip his quavering Kermit the Frog voice. But that's neither here nor there.

Ladies and genitals, let's have a hearty hulloh to Kickette.com - where it doesn't matter how you play the game, just who's fucking the people playing it.